Saw a tweet from my friend Gisele from Neomam, sharing an article about how a large majority of ideation sessions within the *creative* (lol) content realm is, in the end, defined by the same old thinking. Proof of concept! Has this idea worked previously and if so, in what way? Whether it’s shares via Instagram, […]
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1 Amazing Relationship Building Tip You’ll Never Believe Exists!
I wake up and the first thing I think about is SEO/outreach/relationship building/sharing content. What’s wrong with me? (don’t answer that). Does this nightmare ever end? Short post discussing an idea I’m not sure I’ve heard anyone mention. One of the biggest problems that people often have when trying to ‘build relationships’ with influencers within […]
Blaming Competitor X
So how many of you have blamed a competitor for bad link building when resubmitting a site on your clients behalf? “Look at all these dreadful links! We didn’t know that they would do such awful things when we signed up to our natural, white hat, organic online marketing campaign. Oh by the way our […]
How to Befriend Your Favourite SEO Rockstar!
One of the interesting things about the wonderful world of SEO is that we all start at ground zero, mainly thanks to a lack of available college courses in this particular domain. From experience, I’d hazard a guess that you learnt the dark arts of SEO via a combination of colleagues, online guides or maybe […]
Michael J Kovis “Why is this post worthy?”
So here it is, Michael J Kovis, one of the most influencial SEO Gurus out there drops a bomb this Monday. He does not support shite content that is a waste of time!* Michael stuns us with yet another vicious rant! What’s your take on that ? Let us know in the comments! *This may […]
SEO Merchandise!
I’ve been getting hateful comments from Andrew Mcgarry about the lack of merchandise on this website. He’s right, I should of got on that horse along time ago… With this in mind I’ve put a few t-shirts together (I REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE) I’m sure I’ll no doubt see someone replicating this and […]
How X Taught Me To Be A Better Y!
I realise that this viewpoint is far from original and that people rip on it all the time but if I read another article based around how my blind rottweiler taught me to be a better content writer, I will unleash my ever willing army of 01100111011001010110010101101011 disciples to burn down your blog. Meet the lads… Sleep well […]
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If I May Intrude On Your Thoughts For a Moment …
Hey! Hows it going 01100111011001010110010101101011zers? Bit of a mixed up post today, covering a couple of things have made me laugh over the last few days. This week you may have seen a post about some bloke leaving the internet? There has been an amusing, dry post via Curious Rat where Harry looks to give up reading […]
How A Fight Club Philosophy Could Save Black Hat SEO
I can’t sleep. I’m wired and I’ve just watched Fight club for the millionth time. Tyler Durden eh, yeah we all know Tyler. Lets remind the class of who and what he is: All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, […]
Stuff What People Liked…
One of those internal linking posts… Everyone’s being transparent nowadays so I thought I’d follow suit 🙂 Most Popular Articles on https://01100111011001010110010101101011.co.uk in 2012 (so far!): SEO Needs an Anti Hero (5,799 views) The Secret Diary of an Inbound Marketer (5,575 views) The Best Interviews You Will Read in 2012 (4,969 views) Alternative Link Building […]
Truth
This morning I was talking to James Perrott on Twitter about the SEO industries love for a good ol fashioned winners and losers list. The dudes at Search Metrics have tried to steal a march on others by creating a list that shows the winners and losers from the most recent webspam update. I can […]
The Secret Diary Of An Inbound Marketer
Today I’m delighted to announce another guest post from an award winning, high profile inbound marketer. Quite understandably we have had to keep their identity secret in case it caused an issue with their current clients and employer. 9:00 – I get to work, turn my computer on and login to my Gmail, Facebook, Twitter, […]
The Bourne Legacy (well not really) & ‘Hilarious’ SEO
So it looks like they are making a new Bourne film called “The Bourne Legacy” without Matt Damon. I’m sure it will be a riproaring success… With this in mind I thought I’d rearrange some quotes from previous Bourne films for comedic SEO effect (I know, it’s a little test) “Jason Bourne: Get some rest […]
Lolling @ Search Queries
I was just reviewing some of the searches that people have done to arrive at this wonderful site over the last month or so and thought that I would share them with the class. I have decided to link internally to the most ‘relevant’ page. As you will see below some of them are slightly […]
Quit Fucking About & Do Some Work!
Each day thousands of SEO’s waste hours of client work time reading the latest news or chatting via social media. There’s always one more article to read, bookmark or tweet about. We’ve got to the stage where we trick ourselves into thinking that everything is fine as long as we are reading SEO based content […]
‘Alternative’ Link Building Ideas
I’ve just read through a billion link building documents and my brain is now fried. Whilst it’s cooling down I thought I’d put together a list of link building techniques that I haven’t read before. They probably exist somewhere but anyway… Create a fake interview with someone famous within your sector. I’ve been considering writing […]
I am the Rank King
I’m tired. Like really tired. Where you get dehydrated after sports and feel a bit ‘weird’. Anyway I thought it was worth going through a few keywords that I rank for (don’t check yet!) Pickled Vienetta Slices in Rotherham Scrambled Hard Drives in Hamburg Part Time Particle Physics Courses in Burnley Gabriel Batistuta Fan Club […]
SEO People Lists & Judging an SEO
SEO people lists. We’ve all seen them, articles that talk about the latest SEO wunderkind. They generally contain the same people, including the same descriptions. I was reading the latest one yesterday and it made me think “How does the author know if this person is any good at SEO?” Before I carry on, lets […]