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100% Guaranteed Ongoing Traffic Increases

Shit at SEO?

Client breathing down your neck and you need to show traffic increases?

I have a simple idea that should enable the less scrupulous of readers to show ongoing increases in traffic.

Now before people talk about this idea being black hat/illegal/morally wrong this is only an idea, a thought, a question. Not a statement to say that you should do this! Don’t mistake the want to discuss such ideas with whether I think you should do it or not. Honestly, if you do this I couldn’t care less…

  • Login to your gmail account
  • Thank the lord for not provided
  • Search – site:www.domain.com
  • Right click open the top 5/10/20 pages
  • There you have it, continue to do this as much as you like.

No, I don’t do this. Yes, it’s a bad idea. Will some of you do it? Possibly. Am I responsible for what you do? No.

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5 comments on “100% Guaranteed Ongoing Traffic Increases

  1. Haha, sneaky idea – I think explaining the rise in bounce rate might be a problem though!

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    1. Good point, perhaps vary it by clicking through to other internal links 🙂 Either way, only for ongoing traffic.

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  2. Lolz 10/10

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    1. There you go… increase the amount of clicks per month by 5-10%, help them with their CRO and you’re onto a winner.

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