You may have seen Giuseppe’s excellent anchor text survey (look broad keyword anchor text! Shame it’s from an irrelevant source đ )earlier today where he asked 18 SEO experts and myself to answer a few questions and give a few thoughts on the future of anchor text. There are some seriously smart people within the industry […]
This Made Me Smile… (It Wasn’t Me!)
Twotterspammer at my old job put this together*. I sometimes question whether the halo and horns should switch?** *I don’t believe that Rand Fishkin is the devil. In fact it’s quite possible that he is our saviour due to his and Moz’s efforts with the inbound movement… ** Yes, I will delete this if it […]
How to Befriend Your Favourite SEO Rockstar!
One of the interesting things about the wonderful world of SEO is that we all start at ground zero, mainly thanks to a lack of available college courses in this particular domain. From experience, I’d hazard a guess that you learnt the dark arts of SEO via a combination of colleagues, online guides or maybe […]
Positive Things
Things that I’ve liked recently: 1 – A quote from Ayn Rand. I know most quotes are bullshit but this one strikes a chord with me đ Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life, and that happiness, not pain or mindless self-indulgence, is the proof of your moral integrity, since […]
Michael J Kovis “Why is this post worthy?”
So here it is, Michael J Kovis, one of the most influencial SEO Gurus out there drops a bomb this Monday. He does not support shite content that is a waste of time!* Michael stuns us with yet another vicious rant! Whatâs your take on that ? Let us know in the comments! *This may […]
SEO Merchandise!
I’ve been getting hateful comments from Andrew Mcgarry about the lack of merchandise on this website. He’s right, I should of got on that horse along time ago… With this in mind I’ve put a few t-shirts together (I REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE) I’m sure I’ll no doubt see someone replicating this and […]
Why I’m Likely Not to Like You in Real Life…
Hey kids! We have another awesome guest post brought to you by Anthony Pensabene. I’m pretty sure the bloke is ripping me on my own website but his writing style is excellent and he brings up some excellent points so it’s staying. đ Are You ‘Marketing’ to Me orâŚYou? Have you ever met those people […]
How X Taught Me To Be A Better Y!
I realise that this viewpoint is far from original and that people rip on it all the time but if I read another article based around how my blind rottweiler taught me to be a better content writer, I will unleash my ever willing army of 01100111011001010110010101101011 disciples to burn down your blog. Meet the lads… Sleep well […]
Top 10 Signs You Are A SEO Diva
This awesome guest post was written by the Online Marketing Owl. SEO webslinger. Content Creation Caped Crusader. Social Media Watchman. PPC Yie-Ar-Kung-Fu. SEOmozer – Andrew McGarry – Find out more about him here (look natural anchor text!) In an industry full of self-proclaimed experts and no proper certification, SEO sometimes feels like a biggus dickus competition. Some […]
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I recently received a small snippet of music from my dear friend @twotterspammer and thought I’d add it here. If you remember this video you will recognise a few samples… #shortpostyeah? Good huh? Reminds me a bit of Boards of Canada. What do you think?
Trust Issues Within The SEO Industry
This post isn’t about trust in a domain authority or a brand sense but in terms of good ol’ fashioned, reliably certain trust. If you have trust issues the definition is below… Reliance on the integrity, strength, ability, surety, etc., of a person or thing; confidence. How can you build trust? Fear not. there are many ways to build both real and artificial trust online. Unfortunately the […]
This Original Title Was Shite & I’m A Twat
*Edit – I had stupidly forgotten to mention that there are some fucking awesomely, cool people that I’ve met thanks to Twitter. This slight hiatus has nothing to do with these guys. I’m just a bit jaded and have a lot of stuff to get on with both offline and online. You guys know who […]
#Template
Post layout: Reasoning/idea of post (usually stupid) Mock someone (inferiority complex) Obvious remark (is obvious) Average insight (stolen from elsewhere) Attempt at humour (stolen from Bill Hicks) Statement (terrifyingly cutting) Moral/point/purpose (usually lacking)
The SEO Coding Fallacy
For the second time in 24 hours David Cohen has given me an idea about a new post, this is something that I’ve been thinking about for a while. To learn how to code or not learn how to code and whether it would benefit me both professionally and in terms of future ‘experiments’. It […]
Outing & Anonymous SEO Confessions
I read two posts today. The first one was a 4,000 word article about outing another SEO supplier and probable competitor. Unfortunately once again an article about outing certain SEO techniques gained a lot of attention via social media (particularly Twitter). I used to try and avoid these types of posts but actually I’ve decided […]
Building an Alternative SEO Glossary (Or Improving the SEO Lexicon, 1 Day at a Time)
As you probably know there are some superb SEO glossaries out there. My particular favourites being SEObook, SEOmoz and SEO-Theory (the top 3 results, nice one Google for training me to believe the top results are indeed the best.) Regardless of whether you are a SEO beginner or SEO guru it’s always worth recapping a few […]
Sexy Algorithm Infographic
Three words that I didn’t think I’d ever type in order. I found this infographic via State of Search and thought it was worth sharing đ The original site (Outwilder) also posted a list of Google infographic sources in case you want to read more. If this is too small to read check out this. […]
If I May Intrude On Your Thoughts For a Moment âŚ
Hey! Hows it going 01100111011001010110010101101011zers? Bit of a mixed up post today, covering a couple of things have made me laugh over the last few days. This week you may have seen a post about some bloke leaving the internet? There has been an amusing, dry post via Curious Rat where Harry looks to give up reading […]
How A Fight Club Philosophy Could Save Black Hat SEO
I can’t sleep. I’m wired and I’ve just watched Fight club for the millionth time. Tyler Durden eh, yeah we all know Tyler. Lets remind the class of who and what he is: All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, […]