Leaked Documents Reveal Google’s Plans for Rio 2016

In line with Google’s mission to organise the world’s information, Google has deemed it necessary to take over running of the Olympic Games, starting at Rio 2016. The Google Organising the Olympic Games (GOOG) Committee is committed to delivering the best user experience for everyone involved in the Olympics, including but not restricted to the […]

Positive Things

Things that I’ve liked recently: 1 – A quote from Ayn Rand. I know most quotes are bullshit but this one strikes a chord with me 🙂 Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life, and that happiness, not pain or mindless self-indulgence, is the proof of your moral integrity, since […]

SEO Merchandise!

I’ve been getting hateful comments from Andrew Mcgarry about the lack of merchandise on this website. He’s right, I should of got on that horse along time ago… With this in mind I’ve put a few t-shirts together (I REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE) I’m sure I’ll no doubt see someone replicating this and […]

How X Taught Me To Be A Better Y!

I realise that this viewpoint is far from original and that people rip on it all the time but if I read another article based around how my blind rottweiler taught me to be a better content writer, I will unleash my ever willing army of 01100111011001010110010101101011 disciples to burn down your blog. Meet the lads… Sleep well […]

Top 10 Signs You Are A SEO Diva

This awesome guest post was written by the Online Marketing Owl. SEO webslinger. Content Creation Caped Crusader. Social Media Watchman. PPC Yie-Ar-Kung-Fu. SEOmozer – Andrew McGarry – Find out more about him here (look natural anchor text!) In an industry full of self-proclaimed experts and no proper certification, SEO sometimes feels like a biggus dickus competition. Some […]

2lrr34x

I recently received a small snippet of music from my dear friend @twotterspammer and thought I’d add it here. If you remember this video you will recognise a few samples… #shortpostyeah? Good huh? Reminds me a bit of Boards of Canada. What do you think?

Trust Issues Within The SEO Industry

This post isn’t about trust in a domain authority or a brand sense but in terms of good ol’ fashioned, reliably certain trust. If you have trust issues the definition is below… Reliance on the integrity, strength, ability, surety, etc., of a person or thing; confidence. How can you build trust? Fear not. there are many ways to build both real and artificial trust online. Unfortunately the […]

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Post layout: Reasoning/idea of post (usually stupid) Mock someone (inferiority complex) Obvious remark (is obvious) Average insight (stolen from elsewhere) Attempt at humour (stolen from Bill Hicks) Statement (terrifyingly cutting) Moral/point/purpose (usually lacking)

The SEO Coding Fallacy

For the second time in 24 hours David Cohen has given me an idea about a new post, this is something that I’ve been thinking about for a while. To learn how to code or not learn how to code and whether it would benefit me both professionally and in terms of future ‘experiments’. It […]

Outing & Anonymous SEO Confessions

I read two posts today. The first one was a 4,000 word article about outing another SEO supplier and probable competitor. Unfortunately once again an article about outing certain SEO techniques gained a lot of attention via social media (particularly Twitter). I used to try and avoid these types of posts but actually I’ve decided […]

Sexy Algorithm Infographic

Three words that I didn’t think I’d ever type in order. I found this infographic via State of Search and thought it was worth sharing 🙂 The original site (Outwilder) also posted a list of Google infographic sources in case you want to read more. If this is too small to read check out this. […]