18 comments on “Matt Cutts – Masterplan”

  1. +1

    #winning

    Thank you for the afternoon laughs sir.

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  2. My order:

    1) PPC, PPC, PPC
    2) Kill organic, promote our other properties
    3) ???
    4) PROFIT

    But yeah, pretty much the same thing 🙂

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    2. So True 🙁 My Websites are fucked even by practicing WHITE HAT SEO. WTF?

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  3. Got a great laugh out of this Sean, way to memeify SEO. 2 points!

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    1. Hey Corey, just a bit of Friday stupidity! A nice way to end the week 🙂

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  4. Hehe nice one, Google may turn into Biadu where you have a whole page of ads for some keywords and organic results on page 2 lol…

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  5. hehe now this goes to our fb group.. thanks for the laugh Sean! 🙂

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  6. This certainly cheered me up as Google Penguin smashed couple of my projects upside down (:

    Shez

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  7. I have to laugh at this, as google has me crying.

    My website is totally white hat, it’s all my own content and photo’s and it’s main keyword is not even ranking in the top 100. Meanwhile, other links in my site are ranking in the top 10 where the keyword is only mentioned in the content or even only in tags.

    Also, when I go looking for other search terms because I am a google search addict, the top ranking sites are dated 2008 and 2009 with their most current post dated in 2008 and 2009. I want current information, not something that’s 3 – 4 years out of date.

    I’m about to get out of google and go to bing. Way to go Matt Cutts

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  9. Very funny, but true! It has to remember that Organic results are Google’s identity and image to the people, changes to will definitely lead to the lost of trust by people towards Google.

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  11. In medieval times Mr Matt Cutts would be hung drawn and quartered – i love how the little bastard signs his blog posts, totally screams arrogance. ‘Distinguished Engineer’

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  12. The old philosophy seems to have changed. “Don’t be evil” has become “Marginalize natural listings, Steal Affiliate Business Model, Withhold data from webmasters, Push PPC, PROFIT”.

    It’s less catchy than the original but it’s what the shareholders wanted…

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    1. Shit I forgot the withhold data from webmasters step! 🙂

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