my mom threw away a favorite stuffed animal of mine at the age of 4. i learned never to turn the temperature of my heart above a chilly 55 degrees with gradual gusts of wind after that.

you’re perceptive and right. no, as fate and devious thoughts would have it, edwin did not stand a chance.

i heard he started eating a lot of candy and became overweight with lower-back problems in his teens. he did some years at a local college, but his attraction toward the seedy corners of city nightlife kept him from really achieving upstanding citizenship.

one day, as he went to light a joint in his car, he realized his lighter was at home. having just left, he looped back home to find two men robbing his house. he threw a signed little league (by me no less) ball at the overbearing men to no avail. they locked him in his refrigerator, and though he was rescued, the mental anguish of being locked in the refrigerator inspired a nervous blinking, which keeps him isolated from society in a Victorian clock tower, but these are just things i heard.

i did shake teddy’s hand because boogie-fingered kids need friendship too.

Starz.

Basically your story of glory showed a manipulative side for one so young. Edwin never stood a chance, I wonder whether he ever thinks back on that defeat? Maybe it’s his worse experience?

Did you shake Teddy’s hand after the game?

the pitcher, edwin cintron, had a decent developing curve and hard fastball, but…he was…moody, walking back to the mound in a melodramatic cadence after each pitch.

i, being an opportunist (but, just lazy mostly), knew i could steal home like a bmx left outside a house unattended.. after he threw a bad pitch and began walking back to the mound downtrodden, i took off, being more than halfway home before he even realized i had the prepubescent balls to do such a thing.

we tied the game, and that momentum along with a double by Teddy ‘I Pick My Boogies’ LaPrince, gave us the win. that was my greatest achievement, as expected.

am i happy? no. but, i make responses up sometimes..

maybe. “hey, i like that shirt. it looks good on you. here’s a free pepsi and a coupon.” the person will associate feeling good about the compliment with the good feeling of a free token, and now has reason to return to your brand.

meh. i don’t know. but i gotta run. i’m late for class. see you 7th period.

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