Lolling @ Search Queries

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I was just reviewing some of the searches that people have done to arrive at this wonderful site over the last month or so and thought that I would share them with the class. I have decided to link internally to the most ‘relevant’ page. As you will see below some of them are slightly [...]

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Quit Fucking About & Do Some Work!

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Each day thousands of SEO’s waste hours of client work time reading the latest news or chatting via social media. There’s always one more article to read, bookmark or tweet about. We’ve got to the stage where we trick ourselves into thinking that everything is fine as long as we are reading SEO based content [...]

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The Best SEO Interviews You Will Read in 2012

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Right, this article is the shit. In fact it’s a fucking monster. I’ve been fortunate enough to discuss SEO with the people below and more importantly they have agreed to share their thoughts and ideas with you, the great unwashed. I’m sure that you have heard of the guys below but if you haven’t & [...]

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How Hip Hop Influences the SEO Industry

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Bit of a fun post today, looking into how rap lyrics can be used to explain the SEO industry. Track titles are in bold and thoughts in italics. Souls of Mischief – 93 Til Infinity Dial the seven digits Call up Bridget Her man’s a midget Plus she got friends, yo, I can dig it [...]

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How To Sell A Link Building Service

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I was checking my email earlier and came across this gem. I’m getting soft and removed the name and number (in case my competitors are reading and want to get in contact with them.) I was going to just post it but I’ve decided to add my own retarded commentary below in bold. Enjoy! Hello, [...]

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Guaranteed Traffic Increases (or your money back)

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Yes I know, the title makes me sounds like a twat. “Yeah right, like he can’t guarentee traffic! He can’t even spell guarantee!” I’m actually quite happy to put my balls on the line and say that if you work in the following areas you will have an increase in traffic to your website. Keyword [...]

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SEO Scenario – Paid Links

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Scenario Page x is the most relevant result for the search query y but it doesn’t rank because it is on a brand new website which has a small amount of content and no links pointing to it. Morally is it wrong to pay for links to improve page x’s ranking results if you are [...]

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Exact Keyword Domains, They Fucking Work!

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If I read about how exact keyword domains are being ‘dampened’ one more time I’m going to have a seizure. I’ve reviewed some of the most expensive keywords for adsense clicks, so you can rest assured that these are fairly competitive areas within the SERPs. So if you are in anyway confused about whether EKD’s [...]

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filetype:xls SEO

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Get out of here you pervert. filetype:xls SEO, filetype:xls SEO

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‘Alternative’ Link Building Ideas

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I’ve just read through a billion link building documents and my brain is now fried. Whilst it’s cooling down I thought I’d put together a list of link building techniques that I haven’t read before. They probably exist somewhere but anyway… Create a fake interview with someone famous within your sector. I’ve been considering writing [...]

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I am the Rank King

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I’m tired. Like really tired. Where you get dehydrated after sports and feel a bit ‘weird’. Anyway I thought it was worth going through a few keywords that I rank for (don’t check yet!) Pickled Vienetta Slices in Rotherham Scrambled Hard Drives in Hamburg Part Time Particle Physics Courses in Burnley Gabriel Batistuta Fan Club [...]

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A List of SEO Tools that May Improve your Productivity

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I have decided to write a guest blog for http://01100111011001010110010101101011.co.uk as I’ve left a couple of comments on here, but I have decided that I want to get a contextual back link to my site rather than just carpet bombing the comments in a bid for ultimate SERP dominance. I’ve read a lot of blogs [...]

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SEO People Lists & Judging an SEO

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SEO people lists. We’ve all seen them, articles that talk about the latest SEO wunderkind. They generally contain the same people, including the same descriptions. I was reading the latest one yesterday and it made me think “How does the author know if this person is any good at SEO?” Before I carry on, lets [...]

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5 Ways a Client Can Sabotage SEO

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Today we are going through a few reasons why clients can scupper or sabotage an SEO campaign. Yes there are the obvious reasons like making changes to the website without informing the SEO supplier, poor CMS, long sign off procedures and many more. These are all irritating but what really gets under an SEO’s skin? [...]

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How to Gain Referral Traffic from Open Site Explorer

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Trying to write a semi decent sentence is difficult at the best of times. Gin hangovers make everything doubly difficult. However I’ve just woken up (yes it’s the weekend…) with an idea, whether it’s a decent one is for you to decide. How to Gain Referral Traffic from Open Site Explorer Make a list of [...]

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