Blaming Competitor X
So how many of you have blamed a competitor for bad link building when resubmitting a site on your clients behalf? “Look at all these dreadful links! We didn’t know that they would do such awful things when we signed…
How to Befriend Your Favourite SEO Rockstar!
One of the interesting things about the wonderful world of SEO is that we all start at ground zero, mainly thanks to a lack of official courses and/or certifications. From experience I’d hazard a guess that you learnt the dark arts…
Michael J Kovis “Why is this post worthy?”
So here it is, Michael J Kovis, one of the most influencial SEO Gurus out there drops a bomb this Monday. He does not support shite content that is a waste of time!* Michael stuns us with yet another vicious…
SEO Merchandise!
I’ve been getting hateful comments from Andrew Mcgarry about the lack of merchandise on this website. He’s right, I should of got on that horse along time ago… With this in mind I’ve put a few t-shirts together (I REALLY…
How X Taught Me To Be A Better Y!
I realise that this viewpoint is far from original and that people rip on it all the time but if I read another article based around how my blind rottweiler taught me to be a better content writer, I will unleash my…
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If I May Intrude On Your Thoughts For a Moment …
Hey! Hows it going 01100111011001010110010101101011zers? Bit of a mixed up post today, covering a couple of things have made me laugh over the last few days. This week you may have seen a post about some bloke leaving the internet? There has…
How A Fight Club Philosophy Could Save Black Hat SEO
I can’t sleep. I’m wired and I’ve just watched Fight club for the millionth time. Tyler Durden eh, yeah we all know Tyler. Lets remind the class of who and what he is: All the ways you wish you could…
Stuff What People Liked…
One of those internal linking posts… Everyone’s being transparent nowadays so I thought I’d follow suit Most Popular Articles on http://01100111011001010110010101101011.co.uk in 2012 (so far!): SEO Needs an Anti Hero (5,799 views) The Secret Diary of an Inbound Marketer (5,575…
Truth
This morning I was talking to James Perrott on Twitter about the SEO industries love for a good ol fashioned winners and losers list. The dudes at Search Metrics have tried to steal a march on others by creating a…
The Secret Diary Of An Inbound Marketer
Today I’m delighted to announce another guest post from an award winning, high profile inbound marketer. Quite understandably we have had to keep their identity secret in case it caused an issue with their current clients and employer. 9:00 –…
The Bourne Legacy (well not really) & ‘Hilarious’ SEO
So it looks like they are making a new Bourne film called “The Bourne Legacy” without Matt Damon. I’m sure it will be a riproaring success… With this in mind I thought I’d rearrange some quotes from previous Bourne films…
Lolling @ Search Queries
I was just reviewing some of the searches that people have done to arrive at this wonderful site over the last month or so and thought that I would share them with the class. I have decided to link internally…
Quit Fucking About & Do Some Work!
Each day thousands of SEO’s waste hours of client work time reading the latest news or chatting via social media. There’s always one more article to read, bookmark or tweet about. We’ve got to the stage where we trick ourselves…
‘Alternative’ Link Building Ideas
I’ve just read through a billion link building documents and my brain is now fried. Whilst it’s cooling down I thought I’d put together a list of link building techniques that I haven’t read before. They probably exist somewhere but…
I am the Rank King
I’m tired. Like really tired. Where you get dehydrated after sports and feel a bit ‘weird’. Anyway I thought it was worth going through a few keywords that I rank for (don’t check yet!) Pickled Vienetta Slices in Rotherham Scrambled…
SEO People Lists & Judging an SEO
SEO people lists. We’ve all seen them, articles that talk about the latest SEO wunderkind. They generally contain the same people, including the same descriptions. I was reading the latest one yesterday and it made me think “How does the…
How to Gain Referral Traffic from Open Site Explorer
Trying to write a semi decent sentence is difficult at the best of times. Gin hangovers make everything doubly difficult. However I’ve just woken up (yes it’s the weekend…) with an idea, whether it’s a decent one is for you…
Funniest SEO Moment of 2011
Kris Roadruck ranting about white hat SEO (negative) Rand Fishkin ranting about white hat SEO (positive) People thinking that Kris’ rant was written as ironic linkbait. If you don’t think that Kris’ post was a superbly, passionate and honest article…