50 Shades of Spam
Hey fuckers! Today I have a guest post from Irish Wonder one of the savviest SEO’s I’ve read and talked too. We’ve gone down the road of a mysterious SEO thriller. Enjoy! Disclaimer: the story is based on true events…
The Angry SEO #3 – Maybe We Shagged Their Wife?
The recent Angry SEO posts (Angry SEO #1 and Angry SEO #2) have gone down really well and today we have issue #3 to deal with. Like the title? Sex sellsss. In today’s issue our secret SEO appears to be a bit upset…
The Angry SEO #2 – Dear Useless Bastard…
So last week’s post by Angry SEO #1 appeared to have struck a chord with you guys. I think it’s nice to be able to anonymously vent about a client, company or co-worker so if you would like to do…
The Angry SEO #1 – I Am Not A Magician…
I’ll stop adding guest posts when people stop sending me stuff. Today we have a heart felt plea from SEOBastard, a fine young fellow who just wants to be understood. ———————————————————— Dear client, It may not have occurred to you…
I’m Wasted Here, I Should be Matt Cutts’ Wingman.
I’m getting increasingly lazy with age so today we have yet another awesome guest post this time by Patrick Hathaway who when not busy being married to catwoman (stealing Google quality rater guidelines above) does some online marketing stuff for Ideasbynet the…
101 Post Penguin Link Building Tips – STFU!!
Hey kids! Guest post time! Today we have a penguin based rant via Chris Dyson one of the smartest UK SEO’s going and fellow CEO of Link Builder Awareness Day. I don’t always like to swear when writing my blog posts but…
Leaked Documents Reveal Google’s Plans for Rio 2016
In line with Google’s mission to organise the world’s information, Google has deemed it necessary to take over running of the Olympic Games, starting at Rio 2016. The Google Organising the Olympic Games (GOOG) Committee is committed to delivering the…
How Google Webmaster Tools Helped Me Write This Post…
The title is a bit facetious. A play on Joel’s rants of late if you will. No, Joel’s right (though methinks I will have to craft a Princess Bride post…);but I digress. The impetus for this came from Dan Shure,…
Why I’m Likely Not to Like You in Real Life…
Hey kids! We have another awesome guest post brought to you by Anthony Pensabene. I’m pretty sure the bloke is ripping me on my own website but his writing style is excellent and he brings up some excellent points so…
Top 10 Signs You Are A SEO Diva
This awesome guest post was written by the Online Marketing Owl. SEO webslinger. Content Creation Caped Crusader. Social Media Watchman. PPC Yie-Ar-Kung-Fu. SEOmozer - Andrew McGarry - Find out more about him here (look natural anchor text!) In an industry full of…
If Richard Branson & Henry Ford had a lovechild…
Let’s be honest, he wouldn’t be much of a looker but there is every chance he would have the maddest link building skillz on the planet. Here’s why…. Richard Branson Meticulous attention to detail Winning personality and charm Great publicist…
The Secret Diary Of An Inbound Marketer
Today I’m delighted to announce another guest post from an award winning, high profile inbound marketer. Quite understandably we have had to keep their identity secret in case it caused an issue with their current clients and employer. 9:00 –…
SEO Needs an Anti-Hero
This genius guest post was written by Joel K, the best looking man in the world There’s a scene in Batman: The Dark Knight where Batman is interviewing the Joker. I strongly recommend you watch it so that you catch…
A Valentines Day SEO Interview with Swiss Toni!
Happy Valentine’s Day Zero and One-ers. You are in for an absolute treat today as I’ve managed to snag an interview with the infamous car sales man turned SEO guru, Swiss Toni. Following the collapse of his car dealership due…
A List of SEO Tools that May Improve your Productivity
I have decided to write a guest blog for http://01100111011001010110010101101011.co.uk as I’ve left a couple of comments on here, but I have decided that I want to get a contextual back link to my site rather than just carpet bombing…