Comments on: The Breakup Shake-Up: Dumped by a Client

By: 011100110110010

011100110110010 — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 15:59:23 +0000

That’s because it has.

What do you think you’ve been doing the last couple of years? Writing about online marketing and making pizza?!

By: Anthony Pensabene

Anthony Pensabene — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 15:40:23 +0000

In my head, it’s already been a long-standing, interactive-Broadway musical; I’ve spent time amid numerous shows, dressed in disguise, languishing in my creativity’s triumph; and, reserved my final days drinking Johnnie Walkers on a remote island suited with automated Google golf carts and local theater troops, which reenact the musical every Wednesday after proper homage to my effigy..

By: Dustin Verburg

Dustin Verburg — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:33:21 +0000

I will compose the soundtrack on a number of different child-sized Casio keyboards. ‘The Ballad of 01100111011001010110010101101011 (Dot Co Dot UK)’ will top the adult contemporary charts in no time flat.

By: 011100110110010

011100110110010 — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:25:44 +0000

By: Annalisa Hilliard

Annalisa Hilliard — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:22:50 +0000

Hilarious! I think Anthony should get the opportunity to turn his story into a full post

By: 011100110110010

011100110110010 — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:21:50 +0000

Dustin, I know you’re not a ‘hardened SEO veteran’ but I have to agree with Dug. Always go with Bran Flakes!

By: 011100110110010

011100110110010 — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:19:55 +0000

*claps* Truly beautiful.

By: Anthony Pensabene

Anthony Pensabene — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 13:48:46 +0000

“I got to second base with a client once, but I still haven’t, you know, landed one.” (cheery-cheeked boy sips Mountain Dew while eating Charleston Chews on curb adjacent to urban convenience store)

Next scene, Rand Fishkin (played by Sean Revell) comes out of store, smiles, and ruffles the boy’s hair.

Epilogue: Young boy grows up to read Sean Revell’s (played by Sean Revell) blog

THE END

By: Dug

Dug — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 13:47:35 +0000

It’s the Fruit Loops that does it. Try a more serious cereal like Bran Flakes and they will sign without even reading.

By: Dustin Verburg

Dustin Verburg — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 13:44:00 +0000

That’s a good point, Dug. Contracts and money both run out and I guess that’s inevitable. It’s never an Alphaville song!

I always try to sneak the “this contract if 4EVER” clause into contracts, but it turns out no one takes my ‘contracts drawn on a piece of cardboard torn from a Froot Loops box’ seriously. Which is totally their problem, not mine.