Comments on: SEO Spammer Trolling

By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 12 Jan 2013 22:46:54 +0000

Yep, read it again and Chris, you still sound like a fucking idiot. Seriously, if I were you I would be worried about how much spare time I have on my hands instead of working for your clients on their SEO #NoClientsToWorryAbout.. Perhaps you should take a leaf out of their book and try and win some new clients yourself instead of trying to hinder others.

I would be as far as to say you’re a complete racist, well done for coming across as an immature little kid.

Keep it up!

By: Andrew Scherer

Andrew Scherer — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 19:01:44 +0000

I’m not sure what’s more pathetic. Having some Indian put up with your haughty first-world bullshit or the fact that you compiled it all and considered it post worthy. lol

By: Chris Dyson

Chris Dyson — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 11:49:24 +0000

Hi Dan, I truly got my "little girly ass" served, I've asked Sean to take my post down, I feel deeply embarrassed by my immature behavior. Please accept my public apology in the most sincere format I know.... Sorry

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:21:31 +0000

…in this post: the author was solicited with SEO services, came up with a funny phrase about a fat kid on a cupcake, cursed like a drunk sophomore chick in a college pub, demanded free report, got it and ultimately tries to make fun of it. Trolling fail, asshole contest win.

Props to the Indian boys for handling your little girly ass decently, too bad you are a peasant and made them waste their time. And no I’m neither an Indian nor “seo service provider”, just a passer by with a heart.

By: Chris Dyson

Chris Dyson — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 15:45:33 +0000

I didn’t actually spend that long at all replying; I reckon I spent less than 30 minutes conversing with this guy and he did most of the work…

By: Krunal Shah

Krunal Shah — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 15:17:55 +0000

Ouch. I feel ashamed to see Indians in such activities. But, I have to agree that most of the spam comes from India. Would you like me to provide glimpse at some of the office in my local area? The so called SEO executives are not even graduated from the high-school. This so called SEO company is paying them measly Rs. 4500-5000 per month salary (that’s not even $100 USD).
Here is their daily activities
1) Submit website to 500 directories per day (yup..whopping 500 directories per day)(this is given to single person only)
2) 200 submission to social bookmarking site with 3-5 titles and description variations
…….
and more shit, you really don’t want to know about.

By: 011100110110010

011100110110010 — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 15:05:10 +0000

Haha, I loved the first weak as well. So close yet so far!

Dude could you check out http://01100111011001010110010101101011.co.uk/2012/09/like-an-seo-myspace/ and tell me what you think?

By: Anthony Pensabene

Anthony Pensabene — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 15:01:40 +0000

The humor (cross out) humour which naturally lends itself via their replies could never be creatively inserted..

“We will make sure that you spend every single penny for the results”

“First weak”/”Second weak”

“You can add as many keywords as you want in coming months by paying just USD 30 for first three months from the month you will introduce the keyword and USD 20 after 3 months if it is appearing on Google page one. ”

So, I can eventually haz all the wordz!

..I still owe money to the keywords, the keywords I owe.. The National (SEO)

By: Chris Dyson

Chris Dyson — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 13:11:57 +0000

If you do start trolling these guys feel free to submit your tales here:

301eater.tumblr.com

By: Ramesh Nair

Ramesh Nair — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 12:25:21 +0000

I run a website development and online marketing company in India and I have to admit that our SEO spammers are a total embarrassment to us. They have virtually shut down any chance of legitimate companies sending out a non-spammy mail to a prospective customer outside India (we never send out mails, so doesn’t affect us).

It’s not just companies/individuals in the western world, but these mails reach even Indian Web/SEO companies like ours – dozens every day.

I did a small research once and found that majority of the mails are not sent out by SEO firms, but external mailing agencies who get a commission out of every response they receive.

Entertaining post, nevertheless!