The Bourne Legacy (well not really) & ‘Hilarious’ SEO

So it looks like they are making a new Bourne film called “The Bourne Legacy” without Matt Damon. I’m sure it will be a riproaring success… With this in mind I thought I’d rearrange some quotes from previous Bourne films for comedic SEO effect (I know, it’s a little test)

  • Jason Bourne: Get some rest Spam, you look tired. Noah Vosen: He’s looking right at her.”
  • Dr. Albert Hirsch: [to David Webb] Will you commit yourself to this link building program?”
  • Jason Bourne: Do you even know why you’re supposed to link to me? Look at us. Look at what they make you give.”
  • “Jason Bourne: I can tell you the whois details of all websites online. I can tell you that our personal hosting provider is left-handed and that website on Flippa is worth £215 and knows how to make money online. I know the best place to look for a link is the large brand blogs, and at this altitude, I can run over 100 scrapers for a week before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am”

Well I’m sure you enjoyed that, now get back to work!

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