Comments on: I am the Rank King

By: ShellShock UK

ShellShock UK — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 09:33:11 +0000

got that wrong it was:

Part TimeR Particle Physics Courses in Burnley.com

as if there are any other kind!

Just load up the £13k to my account and its all yours.

By: 011100110110010

011100110110010 — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 17:10:31 +0000

Haha, if only that was true! I had to check 123reg to see whether the URL is taken and it isnt!

However if you purchase the URL I will buy it for £13,000 a month.

By: shelli

shelli — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 10:32:06 +0000

Just to let you now – I own

Part Time Particle Physics Courses in Burnley.com

if you want to buy it you can make me an offer – say $10,000 or $1,000 a month?

By: Wayne Barker

Wayne Barker — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 22:53:51 +0000

It’s true and I don’t know how he does it. He has the ninja skills and all the juices of the link that are available to known man. His magic SEO fingers can make you rank for all super hard keywords that you want. An owl once told me that he ranks for ‘i turned left at the island and all i found was a reciptical filled with eliptical ravens’

He is the genius and you should listen to what he has to say…

By: Link

Link — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 19:31:57 +0000

Please Job,

Kindest apologies for your reply.

Sorry for your advice, it is many appreciated. Though, would you knowingly please send me a link to this witty content, as I am unable to currently location it my own.

Kindest Regulations,

Link

By: 011100110110010

011100110110010 — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:37:45 +0000

Dearest Link,

Thank you for taking the time out to visit. My sources at Google told me that ‘Pickled Vienetta in Rotherham’ is getting alot of traffic at the moment post Christmas so I decided to really go for it. As you can imagine you are one of many who have visited the site since last night through such a term (alot of interest in Pickled Vienetta in Rochdale, simpletons!)

I hope that the content has been adequate? In terms of purchase unfortunately we have recently sold out. I can talk to arthur about russling up a new batch (don’t ask how he pickles it…)

Please feel free to peruse the site at your leisure, it’s difficult not to find something witty, intelligent or just damn right fun to read.

Kindest misfortunes,

Job

By: Link

Link — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 14:59:40 +0000

P.S. Masterful SEO, your blogging is excitable and I love the interested content whom you regularly update.

By: Link

Link — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 14:57:43 +0000

Hello Friendly,

I am here from the Google is ‘Pickled Vienetta in Rotheram’.

I please do not understand if you sell this? Or if you are knowingly where this is?

I have right my name and emailing dress so I would thank your grateful repost.

Most joyful commiserations,

Link

By: 011100110110010

011100110110010 — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 09:10:47 +0000

Alessio,

Thanks for dropping by! You’re right it’s been a long time coming but I am now getting the plaudits and the money that I deserve!

By: 011100110110010

011100110110010 — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 09:09:37 +0000

Hi Chris,

It’s interesting that you ask! I’d be more than happy to share my top secret formula* with you at the cost of £10,000 per month and a minimum 60 month contract (standard)

*Please note that this top secret formula may or may not have any positive, neutral or negative effect