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Published on January 29th, 2012 | by 011100110110010

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How Hip Hop Influences the SEO Industry

How Hip Hop Influences the SEO Industry

Bit of a fun post today, looking into how rap lyrics can be used to explain the SEO industry. Track titles are in bold and thoughts in italics.

Souls of Mischief – 93 Til Infinity

Dial the seven digits
Call up Bridget
Her man’s a midget
Plus she got friends, yo, I can dig it

Eh? – Calling up people on behalf of link outreach.

Atmosphere – Fuck You Lucy

Most of this garbage I write
That these people seem to like
Is about you
And how I let you infect my life

Eh? – Every SEO bloggers addiction to SEO

Roots Manuva – Sinny, Sin, Sins

And I’m all confused, ‘cos I can’t see the sense
Why should I turn the other cheek and get beat?

Eh? – A black hat SEO asks why he should go white hat.

Notorious BIG – Ready to Die

I got techniques drippin out my buttcheeks
Sleep on my stomach so I don’t fuck up my sheets, huh

Eh? – ‘Advanced’ SEO’s discussing their technical skills

Notorious BIG – Suicidal Thoughts

When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I’m a piece of shit, it ain’t hard to fuckin’ tell
It don’t make sense, goin’ to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies

Eh? – Once again a black hat SEO finds no fun in a white hat world

Tyler the Creator – Nightmare

I’m Ace, I’m parentless, I’m kinda arrogant
Ignorant as fuck, defend people for the hell of it
Because I am the devil, fucker get on my level

Eh? – Because some people can’t be questioned…

Dr Octagon – Blue Flowers

Listen to your heartbeat, delete beep beep beep
Your insurance is high, but my price is cheap

Eh? – Most link building suppliers under the sun

Viktor Vaughn – Saliva

A lot of crews like to act like a violent mob
They really need to just shut the fuck up like Silent Bob

Eh? – A few people discussing SEO (myself included) should heed this advice

A Tribe Called Quest – Luck of Lucien

You try too hard, is that the answer to the riddle?
Instead of doin’ so much, why don’t you do just a little?

Eh? – Everything’s about quality nowadays, didn’t you know?

A Tribe Called Quest – Butter

She finally played me, but yo, I’d find another
Cause I got the crazy game and yo, I’m smooth like butter

Eh? – An SEO has a problem with an algorithm update but knows they’ll be back

Notorious BIG – Ten Crack Commandments (I)

I been in this game for years, it made me a animal
It’s rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
A step by step booklet for you to get
your game on track, not your wig pushed back

Eh? – SEOmoz create their beginners guide to SEO

Notorious BIG – Ten Crack Commandments (II)

Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms’ll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up

Eh? – Watch out for competitors grassing up your dodgy link profiles to Google!

Notorious BIG – Playa Hater

You see, there are two kind of people in the world today
We have, the playaz, and we have, the playa haters
Please don’t hate me because I’m beautiful baby

Eh? – This is all about S.P.A.M (sites positioned above mine) and the anger that goes on within the SEO industry

Cannibal Ox – Straight off the DIC

You ain’t a convict, you got caught jaywalking
And you don’t know the alphabet, but you still talking

Eh? – Top 10 lists/SEO is dead based articles that don’t need to be written

Roots Manuva – Dreamy Days

Whiper snapers get jealous it’s true they don’t know
‘Bout my x amount of heartbreak, years of low dough
We professional we dealin’ with business
Revolution creep up slap you on the nose bridge

Eh? – High profile SEO’s who haven’t actually much money online but act like they do

***Edit*** I have since been contacted by James Agate about an actual decent Hip Hop based post –> 5 Things Hip Hop Moguls Can Teach Us About SEO

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